Conversation between Cat and Dog

In a very busy avenue, we see a cat running which is so amazing because behind him is his own worst enemy, the dog. The cat tries to escape in every possible way he can but ends up trapped in a dead end.

Cat: What the hell! You don't need to keep this up, do you?

Dog: Actually, no I don't

Cat: Well then, bite me or kill me but just lets get this over with

Dog: This is too easy, its no fun

Cat: Are you a sadist?

Dog: Ye I like to play with my kill before I kill it

Cat: Play what?

Dog: Play “catch me if you can” - I count to ten and you run away and then I try to catch you

Cat: I can run seven times because I have seven lives

Narrator: Behold, like a flash the dog decides to push the cat further against the wall leaving him more trapped than he already was

Dog: are you afraid of me, you are getting paler

Cat: Of course I am, look at the size of you and look at the size of me!

Dog: But you still don't know why I am following you

Cat: For sport, for a game, because you're bored?

Dog: No, none of the above

Cat: So why are you running after me?

Dog: Just to tell you there is milk in your bowl

Cat: What! You ran a whole block just to tell me this? You could have given me a heart attack! I only had a pace maker put in last week

Dog: well I just wanted to help you!

Cat: and why this sudden act of kindness?

Dog:Well I took some milk from your bowl, is there any harm in that?

Cat: What kind of milk did you take? Full fat or skimmed?

Dog: Skimmed

Cat: Then you better start running because my Masters will stand anything except someone stealing their skimmed milk



The dog and the cat always find reasons to fight, just like the politician and the voter can always find something to disagree over. Now in this case its just a matter of deciding who is the dog and who is the cat.